What is your Toxic Writer Trait?
it's not a run on sentence if I use enough commas
better to capitalize to much then not enough
I dare not repeat this single word to often, to the thesaurus!
better my prose read like a text book rather then have someone call it purple
feedback WILL include "the setting feels like a character" so help me GOD
their is no such thing as to much fun with italics and bolding
so what if my barely literate farmboy talks like he got a high school education?
i had to think up socioeconomics for this STUPID world, you WILL hear about it
it's my story and I'll include my thinly veiled fetish if I want too
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.


Do you ever want kids?
Yes, absolutely
Maybe
Only if my partner does
No
I don’t know yet
I already have kids
Please reblog! I want a larger sample size.
*gets on my hands and knees* Please please please read Nevermore it is peak fiction 😠It's a gothic supernatural GL based on Edgar Allan Poe's literature about two women who upon their death are forced to enroll into Nevermore Academy (in purgatory), and fight for a second chance at life. It literally has it all. Mystery, supernatural elements, drama, a historical setting, morally complicated characters, women, GAY WOMEN- need I say more? Also LOOK at the art. It's literally breathtaking...
It's like if a shonen manga was written by sapphics, for sapphics. Read it nowwww
Okay but this is serious, I work in retail and I had a lady come up and ask for 2 $500 Google play gift cards. We have been trained to look for these scams and to warn the customers NEVER give the card numbers over the phone unless you have met this person face to face. I told the lady this and she started crying, saying they were the IRS and that if she hung up they would call the police and have her arrested. They wanted to keep her on the phone so she couldn't call her husband, who was more aware of how the IRS works. I was able to convince her to hang up and call the police on *them* instead, and saved her $500.
Scams are serious, people lose a lot of money and older people are targeted the worst because they're easy targets.
First of all, the IRS will *never* call you and ask for money, and they definitely won't call the cops on you. They'll get your money if they really want it through taxes.
But now they're trying to target our generation using crypto, which is super hard to trace if the money gets lost. So they're getting smarter, and they'll use whatever they can to get you to give them money.
What you really need to know or take away from this is: NEVER, and I mean EVER, buy a gift card and give the barcode number on the back to someone over the phone. It is ALWAYS, 100%, a scam!
Please be safe and hang up on these fuckers the second they ask you to buy a gift card.
some days its worth going on 4chan and wading through the garbage for gems like this
This is why god created man
IM SCREAMIGN
This is how I die

The castle is on the very edge of a terrible precipice. A stone falling from the window would fall a thousand feet without touching anything! As far as the eye can reach is a sea of green tree tops, with occasionally a deep rift where there is a chasm.
Now remember that the Count was originally meant to be Austrian, and his castle to be in Styria, Austria.
Here's what the most famous castle in the region looks like:

I'm sure others have pointed it out already, but in the May 5th entry, the "The dead travel fast" quote is from the German ballad Lenore. In which the lovesick heroine, Lenore, rides with -unbeknownst to her- Death.
He is in disguise and tricks her into riding with him to her grave (instead of her marriage bed as promised).
A lot like Dracula disguising himself as a coachman to lead Jonathan to his doom. Dracula himself grins widely upon hearing the quote.
And Lenore's fiance is called Wilhelm. Jonathan's is called Wilhelmina aka Mina.

















